Because today is the scariest day of the year, I thought you might be interested in a short list of things that the toucans find super scary. But before we begin, you must solemnly swear to never use this information for nefarious purposes. Agreed?? Here we go…
7 Things That Spook The Toucans
Things that are Purple – In general, and excluding grapes which are simply too yummy to be scary
Kiteboarding Kites – The arch nemesis of the three-cans – crazy, demon birds with an evil agenda and the unbelievable nerve to swoop through our air space
Our Sunday Housekeeper – the singing, oh dear God, the singing…
Videos of Parrots Squawking – Are they being tortured inside that iPad or what?!
Baseball Hats – Deformed birds with beaks on their foreheads make us shudder…
Men Speaking Loudly in Spanish – ¡Hola! AAAAGGGHHHH!!!!
The Indoors – Ceilings and walls and fans….oh, my!!
There you have it. Don’t be ashamed if you share any of these fears with the toucans. You can open up about it here – this is a safe space. I myself get chills down my spine whenever a man screams “burrito” at me. Or “chimichanga”. Eeeee…..